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Shakespeare…This Shit Writes Itself from Headline Shirts

Published October 4, 2010 in Humorous T-Shirts T-Shirt Sales T-Shirts. Comments (5)

I like to imagine Shakespeare as the cocky bastard portrayed in this shirt. You can’t help but laugh at some flowery language using, cocky dude wearing that collar and rocking that hair. I also like that Headline Shirts mildly compare Shakespeare to Snoop Dogg in their usual hilarious product description, which I will now quote because it deserves everyone’s literary attention:

William Shakespeare’s Lost Sonnet

O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
The canker blooms have full as deep a dye…

Hang on, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it’s Will Shakespeare here. You know, I don’t meant to come off as cocky, but this shit basically writes itself. I honestly don’t know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I’m literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius?

Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few “haths” and “doths” for the drama majors, and — BAM! — instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the crapper. Tellin’ you, this shit writes itself.

I dig it. You can pick it up on sale right now for $15.00 at Headline Shirts. It’s down from the usual price of $19.00 because it’s their  newest release, and it’s printed on a 100% cotton 30/1 blank.

15% Off Sale at Palmercash for a Limited Time

Published June 4, 2010 in T-Shirt Coupons T-Shirt Sales T-Shirts. Comments (0)

I think the image is pretty self-explanatory for this sale. You can use the code PC44 for 15% off your order until Palmer comes back. I’m not 100% sure when that is, but I think the sale might end on Monday, so don’t dilly dally too long. We also try to keep updated Palmercash coupons, if they’ll allow us to post them.

And lastly, how’s this for an awkward pairing of shirts? I was browsing through their shirts and came upon them…side by side. You can either tell people “Don’t worry, be happy” or to “Eat shit and die”. Interesting…

Beer Shirt from Local Celebrity

Published in Humorous T-Shirts Quirky T-Shirts T-Shirts. Comments (0)

Local Celebrity just released this brand new, gem of a shirt. Prior to this, it had never occured to me that the crossing of a bear and deer would create such an awesome creature as a beer. Now I know.

When I got the email, I was at first a little perplexed. “Why does it say Beer below a picture of a bear?”, I asked myself. Then I saw the antlers on the bear, and then I laughed uproariously (in my mind).

Essentially, I love this shirt, and I hope you do too. You can pick it up for $22.00 (if you’re on the A-List). We’ve also got Local Celebrity coupons from time to time.

Ketamine…Just Say Neigh from Regal Clothing + Sale

Published January 4, 2010 in Humorous T-Shirts Printed on American Apparel T-Shirts Type Tees. Comments (1)

I feel like this is a thoroughly random idea for a shirt, but it made me laugh, so it gets a post. If you don’t know, ketamine is one of those horse tranquilizers people like to take for fun. That’s kind of essential to the joke.

Regal clothing is also having a sale. You can save 25% on your order by using code RCC2010. That’s especially nice because Regal Clothing’s prices are in pounds, so with 25% off it will at least get closer to an even exchange rate. Check it!