Look No Hands! Submitted Design at Threadless
Published November 8, 2010 in Humorous T-Shirts Movie T-Shirts Pop Culture T-Shirts T-Shirts.
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The “It’s Only a Flesh Wound” scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is pure, untarnished, 24-karat gold. This design takes that unfortunate knight, throws him on a bicycle, and makes a pretty damn funny t-shirt out of it. The voting is currently closed (it got a 2.99 out of 5), but I’m writing about it so that when it eventually becomes printed (which it should), you will already have this knowledge primed in your minds and be ready to click the “add to cart” button right away.
Go check out the design page at Threadless and read some comments. I also wrote about seven other Monty Python shirts awhile back if you like the movie and wanna check that post out. Maybe you wanna tell your friends about it too and splash that baby all over Facebook–who knows.
Robocop Crossing the Alps on a Unicorn from Olly Moss and Go Ape Shirts
Published September 8, 2010 in Humorous T-Shirts Printed on American Apparel Quirky T-Shirts Random T-Shirts T-Shirts.
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Go Ape Shirts have just released their newest shirt, designed by the well known artist Olly Moss. I can’t really think of a word or a phrase that could accurately encapsulate everything about this shirt. So…just take it at face value–it’s Robocop…crossing the alps…on a unicorn, and I dig it.
You can pick it up for $20.00 at Go Ape Shirts. It’s printed on American Apparel.
Go Ape Shirts have also reprinted Hip Hop Hibernation, which remains one of my favorite shirt designs. It’s in the original moss color, as well as an all new silver edition.
I Like to Flash People from Forty Sixty Photo
Published June 8, 2010 in Humorous T-Shirts T-Shirts Type Tees.
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Before I begin, this shirt is currently sold out, making me somewhat of a tease, so sorry. That being said, it’ll probably be stocked again soon, so you’ll be able to get your goodies.
I wish I was a photographer so I could wear this shirt and not feel like an impostor. It’s witty, made me laugh, and looks sweet on the purple blank. The incorporation of the flash symbol on the last “o” is just beautiful. I love it. Maybe I’ll just become a photographer because I want to wear it that badly.
You can check this one out at Forty Sixty Photo. Hopefully it comes back in stock soon!
Shit’s Gonna Get Messi Shirt from Alternate Kits
Published in Pop Culture T-Shirts T-Shirts.
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The World Cup starts in two days–I cannot tell you how excited I am by that fact–so I thought I would celebrate with a shirt depicting one of the best players in the world. It’s perfectly true–if Messi is on the field, things are gonna get hectic when he weaves down the entire field and scores on you.
I’m kind of rooting for three distinct teams in the World Cup (in a very rigid order). First is the United States (of course), second is Germany, and third is Argentina. Thus, it’s completely legitimate for me to post a Messi shirt.
You can pick this one, as well as a few other soccer themed shirts, up at Alternate Kits. My only complaint is that the mock-ups are a little cartoony, but that’s just me being nit-picky.
Oil Blows Shirt from Print Liberation
Published in Political T-Shirts Printed on American Apparel T-Shirts Type Tees.
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So I was a little late to the game on this one. But…I guess the benefit of the oil still leaking is that this shirt is still relevant even if I’m 30+ (I couldn’t find the exact start date) late.
Print Liberation is never shy to point the finger at various instances of douchebaggery happening around the world, which is one of the reasons I like them. They also make the presentation of such finger pointing look pretty sweet, which is icing on the cake.
You can pick up “Oil Blows” for $18.00 at Print Liberation. It’s printed on an American Apparel blank.
P.S. Guess who’s not patronizing BP (whenever knowingly possible)? Me.
Free Robot Sex from Karl Long T-Shirts
Published January 8, 2010 in Humorous T-Shirts Printed on American Apparel T-Shirts.
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I was trying to figure out some witty joke to write, but then I realized this is a shirt about a robot very openly offering free sex, so no further description is necessary. It’s funny though. Especially because, as Karl mentions, most people won’t notice the sign at first glance.
This shirt is also from the Karl of tcritic, which is cool. Real cool. It’s only $18 and is printed on American Apparel.

















