Charlie Sheen’s Best Quotes in T-Shirt Form

If you haven’t heard what’s been happening with Charlie Sheen lately, you need to find out, and then berate yourself for not knowing about it sooner. He’s become incredibly outspoken, in a crazy person type of way. Yet, I still can’t stop myself from saying, “Wow…that man is saying a lot of badass things, sprinkled between a lot of crazy things.” Here’s an illuminating video with some great lines, but if you’re more of a reader, here a few of my favorite quotes from him:

Here’s my personal favorite:

My conduct is bitchin’, my condition is perfect.

Some insight into his life:

I’m tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and winning every second.

His party style:

“[I was] bangin’ 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, one gear … go!” and “I am on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available ’cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.”

On winning:

I’m bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I could go on forever, but I’ll stop there in the interest of space. Suffice it to say, it’s a comedy gold mine. That’s why I’m so happy someone made this awesome collection of shirts. The shirts display one of Charlie’s quotes, or his face in some cases, with the text “Live the Sheen Dream” below. I’ve gotta say, I wouldn’t mind livin’ the Sheen Dream now and then, and I’m 99% sure I’m gonna buy one of these shirts. Go learn about living the Sheen Dream…if you think you can handle it, that is.

Thanks to Coty for inspiring this post and my interest in Charlie Sheen.

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2 Comments »

  • Sorry, I’m tired of old Charlie!

    Comment by Fun Fish T-shirts — March 2, 2011 @ 8:08 AM

  • Hahaha I think its amazing how the t-shirt community is coming together with so many great designs. We were totally stunned when we realized that our competitors, not only beat us to it, but that there were a total of 100 Charlie tees out there before we even got started. Hehe keep up the good creative work everyone!

    - Regina@Dongster

    Comment by Charlie Sheen T-shirts — March 21, 2011 @ 7:04 PM

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