I like to imagine Shakespeare as the cocky bastard portrayed in this shirt. You can’t help but laugh at some flowery language using, cocky dude wearing that collar and rocking that hair. I also like that Headline Shirts mildly compare Shakespeare to Snoop Dogg in their usual hilarious product description, which I will now quote because it deserves everyone’s literary attention:
William Shakespeare’s Lost Sonnet
O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
The canker blooms have full as deep a dye…
Hang on, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it’s Will Shakespeare here. You know, I don’t meant to come off as cocky, but this shit basically writes itself. I honestly don’t know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I’m literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius?
Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few “haths” and “doths” for the drama majors, and — BAM! — instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the crapper. Tellin’ you, this shit writes itself.
I dig it. You can pick it up on sale right now for $15.00 at Headline Shirts. It’s down from the usual price of $19.00 because it’s their newest release, and it’s printed on a 100% cotton 30/1 blank.
Go Ape Shirts have just released their newest shirt, designed by the well known artist Olly Moss. I can’t really think of a word or a phrase that could accurately encapsulate everything about this shirt. So…just take it at face value–it’s Robocop…crossing the alps…on a unicorn, and I dig it.
You can pick it up for $20.00 at Go Ape Shirts. It’s printed on American Apparel.
Go Ape Shirts have also reprinted Hip Hop Hibernation, which remains one of my favorite shirt designs. It’s in the original moss color, as well as an all new silver edition.
This shirt is not only a very funny play on words, but it’s also visually awesome because Mr. T is kind of a bonified badass.
I love how subtle his face is–most Mr. T shirts just put his face on a yellow shirt. This one is better. The shading effect (if thats the right term) that Atslopes have used just looks great, and Mr. T is sporting a great facial expression.
So yeah, I like it. You can pick it up on sale for $20 at Atslopes. It’s printed on American Apparel.
If you regularly read my blog (which is awesome!), you know I love Arrested Development, and the many shirts that deal with Arrest Development. I want to do a huge list of all the great AD shirts, but until then, here’s two more awesome ones to fill the void.
First, we have Gene Parmesan: Private Eye, from Powerup Apparel (who made that awesome Chareth Cutestory shirt I linked to above). Gene Parmesan is perhaps the greatest private eye ever, and you can support his business with this shirt. It’s funny. Pick it up for $22 at Powerup Apparel.
The next one is from Busted Tees, an omnipresent player in the funny TV/movie shirt genre. It features the upcoming corporation of Gobias Industries, a partnership between Gob, the magician, and Tobias, the world’s first analrapist. I love the episode this shirt is based on, and I love this shirt too. You can pick it up for $20 at Busted Tees. We’ve also got Busted Tees coupons for you to save some of your precious money.
If anyone knows of more quality Arrested Development shirts, let me know so I can feature them in that big post I’m writing. Danke!
I’ve posted this shirt before, but as Shark Week has rolled around again, I figured it was time to remind everyone. Plus, Jon has provided a coupon and a contest, so that’s worth knowing about. Let’s get down to business.
First, you can win a free “Live Every Week Like it’s Shark Week” shirt for every day that Shark Week is on. Just go here to find out the details. Second, if you don’t feel like relying on chance, you can buy the shirt yourself and use code “SHARKWEEK” for 10% off.
Go check out the shirt. I love Shark Week, I love 30 Rock, and I love this shirt (and you should too).
There are so many awesome things going on in this shirt (most of which are directly referenced in the very apt title). I’ve never been to Portland, but it seems pretty spot on from what I’ve heard. Headbands, big hairy beards, and fixed gear bikes are where it’s at.
Anyway, this shirt from Threadless’ Artist Shoppe made me laugh uproariously, and is pretty damn witty to add to that. You can pick it up for $22.00. I just wish I could use my STPs on it.
P.S. I hope no one thinks I’m insulting Portland. I really want to visit there as soon as possible. And Seattle. I wouldn’t mind adding San Francisco and Berkeley to that list too, actually.
I can’t think of anything to write about this shirt. I mean, it’s a huge walrus on a shirt–what do you say? I will offer that I like the grey version the most (by far). Other than that I’m pretty much typing to add word count to this post, because I feel weird “writing” a post with less than fifty words. I just passed fifty? Sweet, thanks for letting me know. I’m done.
Check it out at Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction. It’ll cost you $28.00
P.S. I really do dig this shirt despite not having anything (n.e.thing) to say about it.
P.P.S. This shirt is a tribute to the music blog entitled “The Walrus”, which I previously haven’t read, but I’m going to start now.
P.P.P.S. This post has 127 words (not counting this last P.P.P.S.)
Don’t ask (or expect) me to explain what this shirt is about or why I really, really like it. I have referenced my enjoyment of shirts with bikes on them in the past, but that’s usually limited to old-fashioned bikes. I guess if you throw Chewbacca on a bike, it will allow modern day bikes to slide into my categorical like system.
You can pick it up for $24.00 at Kindred Market, who launch a new brand on their site every week, which is pretty cool, not to mention prolific.
P.S. I also love the name of the shirt.
P.S.S. Sorry for not posting to much, I’ve been addicted to the World Cup and Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 on ma Xbox (among other things).