Holy hell–I have to hand it to Headline shirts for making one of the hilariousest (most hilarious for you people that like “grammar” and “actual words”) shirts I’ve seen in a long time. Not only did they make a hilarious shirt, they also wrote a hilarious product description (as usual). I’m gonna go ahead and quote it, because it deserves it:
Jules is trying, Ringo. He’s trying real hard to be the shepherd. But this whole Twitter-lution thing is really getting to him. All this talk of “tweeple” and “twiggits” and “tweekends” is unfamiliar to him. It makes him nervous. And when he gets nervous, he gets scared. And when he gets scared… that’s when mother ‘effers accidentally get shot.
But he’s really twying— Oh, damn, you hear that? Now you made him twalk like a jerk. There it is again! That’s the last straw!
Go ahead, say “tweet” again! He dares you. No, he double dares you — say “tweet” one more time! Because the truth is, you’re the tweak and he’s the twyranny of evil– Argh!!!
Best of luck to you Headline Shirts. You rock, and keep rocking in 2010. Everyone needs to buy the shirt.
Also, for you cave dwellers, here’s the equally awesome Pulp Fiction clip this is based on:
I feel like this is a thoroughly random idea for a shirt, but it made me laugh, so it gets a post. If you don’t know, ketamine is one of those horse tranquilizers people like to take for fun. That’s kind of essential to the joke.
Regal clothing is also having a sale. You can save 25% on your order by using code RCC2010. That’s especially nice because Regal Clothing’s prices are in pounds, so with 25% off it will at least get closer to an even exchange rate. Check it!
I mutha uckin love Flight of the Conchords (you should have seen that one coming), especially this song and the first season in general. It’s a shame it had to go and get cancelled (that’s right–two l’s mutha uckas), but I suppose it was meant to be. Hopefully Jermaine and Brit (Bret) go on to do greater things.
While this shirt is just a simple text tee, I think it looks really great with the white text on red. Good choice, Nerdy Shirts!
Check out the video below. The song is damn catchy and the episode is awesomely hilarious (so watch the whole thing if you can):
Sorry for the dearth of posts, I just got home from break and then promptly got snowed in without Internet access while away from home, so I haven’t had too many chances. Now, for the shirt…
This is one of those shirts where I can’t pinpoint exactly why I like it, but I do like it nonetheless. I will say that I do really like the eyes. I’m not entirely sure of what the image on the book means though, so if you know please let me know, because that could seriously change the meaning of the shirt if it means something important.
Check this one, and the rest of RANDR’s winter line, out at their store.
I like supporting my advertisers when I get a chance, and when I like their shirts this is made especially easy. I’m pretty sure this says “This is not a bear” in French or something along those lines (I’m also pretty sure Colbert would disagree with that). I’m guessing this is based off the whole “This is not a pipe” thing–original here. Regardless, I think the bear looks cool on yellow by itself, which is good enough for me.
Check it out at A Little Bit Weird. It’s printed on American Apparel.
I know this is most likely about the economy in general, but I’m instead choosing to take it as reinforcement of my plan to never work and just travel around, or, if need be, live like the people on Friends (have an awesome apartment in New York City but hardly ever work). So everyone wish me luck on that goal. Maybe I’ll just blog about t-shirts for a living.
I had this one teacher in high school who would always say “Nothing beats nothing” in regards to not having to work over summer break. I’m inclined to agree, except not actually nothing, just not feeling a compulsion to do anything you don’t want to.
Random life goal sharing aside, you can buy this at Supermarket for $20 on American Apparel.
There are a bunch of these type of shirts, but I still find myself liking them–it’s just something about people in suits with TVs where their heads should be I guess. I do especially like the bears on this one though. Plus, it’s from mathiole, who is pretty rad. Check it out at Shirt Fight. It’ll run ya $18.
For being a horrible guy, it’s kind of strange how many ways you can combine Mao into other words and phrases, most commonly in ROFLMAO–I think that was one of the first shirts I ever wrote about, from the now defunct Dirty Microbe. Damn, that was a long sentence, and probably a run-on. It’s late though, so who cares? That being said, I like this one way more than ROFLMAO. I think one of the biggest reasons is its Mao with mouse ears, but also messaging acronyms have greatly fallen from my favor.
You can find this one on the venerable site known as Etsy, from a shop called AVAZAVA. It will cost you $26. Go buy it. It’s also printed on an American Apparel tri-blend tee, which…