I like to imagine Shakespeare as the cocky bastard portrayed in this shirt. You can’t help but laugh at some flowery language using, cocky dude wearing that collar and rocking that hair. I also like that Headline Shirts mildly compare Shakespeare to Snoop Dogg in their usual hilarious product description, which I will now quote because it deserves everyone’s literary attention:
William Shakespeare’s Lost Sonnet
O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
The canker blooms have full as deep a dye…
Hang on, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it’s Will Shakespeare here. You know, I don’t meant to come off as cocky, but this shit basically writes itself. I honestly don’t know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I’m literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius?
Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few “haths” and “doths” for the drama majors, and — BAM! — instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the crapper. Tellin’ you, this shit writes itself.
I dig it. You can pick it up on sale right now for $15.00 at Headline Shirts. It’s down from the usual price of $19.00 because it’s their newest release, and it’s printed on a 100% cotton 30/1 blank.
I know I just posted about Busted Tees bundle sale, but this one is way better. All shirts are $12.99, and there’s no need to buy any minimum amount. You get the discount for each and every shirt. It’s a pretty sweet deal. You can use one of our Busted Tees coupons to bring the price down another 10%, making them only $11.69 a shirt. Don’t dilly dally though, because the sale expires Friday at noon (12:00 pm est).
Busted Tees have also just completely revamped their website design. I dig the new design a lot–it’s clean and simple, just like website design should be. Go check it out, and buy some tees at the sale while you’re at it.
More sale news…this time from Busted Tees. They’re running a deal where you can pick any 3 shirts, make a bundle of them, and get them for a total of $45. This knocks shirts down to $15 each from the usual $20 each. It’s not a huge sale, but if you’ve been sitting on some t-shirt purchases it’s a reason to act. We’ve (the royal one) also got a working coupon code for Busted Tees that will save you an extra 10%, making it only $13.50 per shirt. Go check the sale out.
Until 11:59 pm on Sunday the 26th, all shirts at Design by Humans are on sale for $12. This is one of the better sales they offer, so if you want some of their shirts you should jump on them.
I’m also still offering my deal where I’ll give you 28% off your entire order (making shirts only $8.64 each).
Also, I just bought this DBH shirt below (which allowed me to update the coupon page). I dig it a lot. It’s goofy and awesome.
Palmercash, purveyors of some pretty nifty and vintage’y shirts, are having a sweet back to school sale which will give you 15% off your entire order of any shirt on the site. Use the code SKOOLSUCKS to get the discount, and check back at our Palmercash coupon page to get the latest and greatest Palmercash coupons.
You won’t regret doing it, and additionally, all the cool kids are doing it.
I’m sad to announce that Vintage Vantage, one of my favorite tee companies, will be closing up shop for good. After 9 years of selling some awesome and comfortable shirts, they will be done. It’s a sad day.
I guess some good does come out of it though: They have to clean out all their stock, which means every shirt of theirs is on sale for $9.50. That’s a bargain.
Go over and check out the stuff. Help them close with a bang, rather than the dreaded whimper.
If you’re sad because Threadless’ summer sale just ended, wipe that frown off, because you can now shift your attention to Design by Humans. All DBH shirts are $15 for 72 hours (until Friday). Those are some sweet savings.
Also, might I recommend you pick up this sweet design by mathiole? It’s called These Old Cliches. Check it:
It’s that joyous time of the year again–the time when Threadless slashes their prices and allows the world to go crazy buying shirts for only $10! All shirts are $10 and all hoodies are $30. The sale will end June 14th, but in reality, I’m pretty sure they almost always extend their sales beyond their scheduled end date.
You can go check out all the great t-shirt deals at Threadless.