I’m choosing to make my return with this selection from Headline Shirts. As is customary, their designs exhibit a smidgeon of…randomness. If you enjoy Darth Vader riding an old style bicycle, or enjoy the conversations that might result from wearing such a shirt, then this design might just be for you. You avoid wearing the hardcore Star Wars shirt, while still signaling the world that you’re down with Jar Jar Binks.
You can currently pick up the design from Headline Shirts for the sale price of $24.00. It’s available in mens and womens sizing.
Howie Howards has three nifty sketch/pun t-shirts. I like the goofy style and the sketches–makes me think of dad jokes for some reason.
The shirts are a little pricey at $30.00, but a t-shirt will last forever, while those thirty $1 tacos will be gone in an instant. Pick it up at the Howie Howards store.
I like a lot of the new Seibei designs, with this one being my favorite. Maybe it’s the fact that I just graduated college, but it seems…poignant. Or as David puts it in the description, “Fuck it.”
You can currently preorder No Future for just $18.00 in either regular t-shirt or v-neck form (I believe v-neck goes away after the preorder). The design is printed on American Apparel blanks.
Even if it is just a remake of Helicopter, Flappy Bird still seemed to win the hearts of millions of smart phone users. The app developer pulled it, citing fears of addiction to the game (a bigger man than I, given the money the app was pulling in). Enterprising Redbubble artist OMGitsSussy then jumped in with this R.I.P Flappy Bird t-shirt.
You can grab the shirt for $24.95 at the Redbubble store. As with all the Redbubble designs, you can customize the color and t-shirt.
Reading Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas as a teenager was a bit of an eye-opener. This shirt features the artwork from the book, which I always thought was quite cool.
You can find the design on sale for $14.00 at I Love Waterloo’s store. They print on American Apparel blanks. I have a different design of their’s and it’s held up very well through plenty of washing.
I confess that I haven’t read Slaughterhouse Five (yet), but I do still know about Vonnegut’s use of So It Goes. miles to go (I believe it’s supposed to be lower case) chose to pair the phrase with a bomb representing the Dresden bombings, which is a bit of a sad statement. It’s a sad statement that still, admittedly, looks pretty cool on a t-shirt.
You can buy it for $18.00 at the miles to go store if you wear either the medium or large sizes that are still in stock. The print is a tad bit wavy at the top, which gets you a $7 discount (the other version is $25.00).
True to their name, Fuzzy Ink is utilizing a nice mustache pun in this t-shirt. You get extra points if you’re able to wear this shirt while rocking some type of stylish whiskers.
You can buy “Look Ma No Hands” from the Fuzzy Ink store. It’s printed on a 60/40 cotton/poly blend t-shirt.
The Beard’s defense hasn’t been so hot lately, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still enjoy that illustrious beard (especially in No Shave November). This is definitely one of the better James Harden beard themed t-shirts out there–buy it if you’re a Rockets fan or a Thunder fan still holding on to older and better memories.
It’ll cost you $18.00 at the Octane Shop store. They have it in a few colorways, which leads me to believe they may intend it as a generic t-shirt as well. I’m sticking with it being James Harden themed, though.