If you were trapped in the belly of a whale, what would you want? Some food? A cutting implement? Nah, send some wifi. Hop on your ipod touch and be like “Yo, chillin’ the belly of a whale. Gonna go to bed soon. School tomorrow” on Facebook. Jeremy knows whats up with our desires under whale stomach circumstances.
You can pick this one up at Amorphia Apparel. Prices start at just $15.99. There are also rumors of a working Amorphia Apparel coupon hitting the market pretty soon via Spreadshirt. I’ll keep ya’ updated.
Ugmonk’s shirts are so simple, yet so awesome. It’s really impressive how Jeff does it. He’s like The Beatles of t-shirt design.
These shirts are no exception to that rule. It’s a pack of two–you get one yes shirt, and one no shirt (surprise). Tailor your choice to how you’re feeling that day–wanna seize the world and say yes to every opportunity you meet? Wear yes! Wanna sit inside, say no to everyone, and watch the new Glee episode on TV (OMG GLEE COMES BACK TONIGHT!!!)? Wear no!
I’ve mentioned this a few times, but I’ve been finding myself wearing more blanks than graphic t-shirts as of late. I’ve also started to shift over from wearing American Apparel blanks, to wearing Alternative Apparel. This came partly because of American Apparel’s new policy, which makes it impossible to get cheap blanks at wholesale prices, but more importantly, because Alternative Apparel’s shirts are incredibly, ridiculously comfortable.
So, if you’re cheap and like comfortable shirts (as I am and do), I thought I’d share my source for wholesale Alternative Apparel blanks.
The cheapest I’ve been able to find is…Jiffy Shirts! They’ve got excellent prices on the shirts themselves, and also don’t gouge you on shipping, which is hard to find when you’re dealing with wholesale stuff. There shirts may cost like $.50 more than some other places, but when you factor in shipping I think it more than evens out. Go check em out if you’re in need of cheap blanks. I really recommend the Perfect Tee (AA4540–it’s what I’m wearing as I type this), but even the basic tee (AA05) is insanely comfortable.
If Jiffy Shirts doesn’t have what you want, at least use an Alternative Apparel coupon to save on their official site.
My friends, here is a sweet new release from Paper Root Clothing, who I’ve written about before (they had that awesome shirt called Chapter 12, although I call them Paper Back Clothing there–I must have been reading a lot!).
Anyway, this one looks pretty nifty. You can wear it while you cut out the hearts of some special people you’ve been holding captive. Just be sure to avoid getting blood on the sweet aqua American Apparel tee that it’s printed on! That’s a spiffy color–you don’t wanna ruin it.
Check this one out over at Paper Root Clothing. It’ll run you $20.00.
Headline Shirts is still one of my favorite brands for the comedic side of t-shirt design. They’ve got a bunch of great designs, and as I’ve mentioned before, they write some of the best product descriptions ever (I’ll include it below for your enjoyment).
They’re also running a sale right now, which includes this shirt (Violence) and a few others. Sweet…
As for Violence, its got a great graphic and can be summed up pretty awesomely by the product description. Check it!
Do you experience sudden fits of anger or irritation? Do elderly people and children cause you to become upset? Have you ever threatened a person’s family because they prepared your Double Whopper incorrectly?
If you answered “go to hell” to any of these questions, maybe it’s time you tried Violence. Violence is clinically proven to treat these symptoms:
• Loss of money or respect
• Inability to wait in lines
• Sass-mouth college boys
• Moments of clarity
• Low self esteem
• Dry mouth
• Runny nose
Ask your doctor if Violence is right for you. If your doctor does not think violence is right for you, chillingly ask him whether he enjoys being able to walk and see if he reconsiders. Look for our ad in Golf Digest!
If you’re one of those graphically gifted people who I am oh so jealous of, like t-shirts (and designing them), and like Tumblr, then this post is for you. Tumblr is putting the call out (ie. a contest) for people to design their next shirt. Winner gets 25 of their shirts plus a large amount of internet fame points (not redeemable for real dollars, but still pretty cool).
If this has piqued your interest, head on over to the Tumblr site.
PS. I like Tumblr, so it was cool getting an email from someone who works there.
No time to write but this is real cool! Check it out at Shirt Fight. It’s printed on American Apparel.
Surprise! Another killer shirt from Imaginary Foundation. Spacy Einstein on a black shirt just looks awesome. Real awesome.
At the bottom it reads “Imagination is more important than science”, a quote from our good friend Albert (surprise again!). I would have to say that I agree.
Check it out over at Imaginary Foundation. It’ll run you $30.
Aww, look at the cute monster. I really like this one from Fair and Bare, who I had never heard about until I stumbled upon them today. I feel like the monster–I really like nature. People should stop killing it. That’d be cool.
You can pick this one up for 16 pounds over at Fair and Bare.
Oh, the joy that is Spring Cleaning sales. There are bound to be a few more popping up soon, so the cheap t-shirt love will definitely be in the air. Until then though, feast your eyes (and wallets) on Snorg Tees’ Spring Cleaning Sale, where you can get 20% off all of their shirts.
‘Das cool! Go check it out at Snorg Tees. Consume, my friends!