Ring in the New Year With Some Hedonism from Headline Shirts

It’s New Years, once again giving everyone an excellent excuse to drink too much champagne and go just a bit crazy (and there’s no better way to go crazy than releasing a few of your more hedonistic tendencies tonight). I like this shirt because I like the idea of a slightly-tweaked hedonism (even though it’s acquired a nasty, negative¬†connotation¬†in society), and I like the simplicity.

You can pick this one up on sale for $15 at Headline Shirts. We’ve also got a coupon for your pleasure. I hope everyone has a very enjoyable night.

Also, I always include Headline Shirts own description of the shirt, because they’re humorous and well written. Enjoy:

Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a card-carrying member of the Hedonist Party! And speaking of party, why aren’t we having one right now? If it feels good, do it — that’s my philosophy! Let’s start with a few words on Hedonism.

Webster’s defines hedonism as the doctrine that pleasure is the sole good in life. The name derives from the Greek word for “delight.” The philosopher Democritus is generally credited with–

Oh my God — snore! What is this, school? We should be eating filet mingon in shorts, or having sex while parasailing or something. This ain’t exactly cuttin’ it for me so I’m out. If anyone needs me, I’ll be on a waterslide at a resort in Jamaica — not giving a crap about anything outside of my utopian acropolis. Peace!

Liquid Courage from ReThink Clothing

Ahhh alcohol, how great you are at instilling courage in men (and the women too!). You make me not bat a lash at raucously yelling out whatever idiotic point of view I’m ruminating on, amongst many others things, and for that I love thee.

But seriously, I really do like ReThink Clothing’s newest release, Liquid Courage. I like the vintage styling, and I dig the dude chillin’ with the top-hat. I would love to get my hands on some ReThink Premium Draft Beer.

While they’re not currently selling the beer, you can pick up the shirt for $16.99 at their store. It’s printed on American Apparel blanks in case you’re wondering.

Don’t Be a Dick (Cheney) from Print Liberation

This shirt made me chuckle, but also instilled a bit of fear in me due to the large size of Cheney’s mug on the front of the shirt. It’s good life advice though–just don’t be a dick. People tend to not like you if you shoot them in the face with a shotgun, or are a crooked old politician (or just a dick in general).

As with all Print Liberation shirts, the font is great, and the colors are minimal. You can pick it up for $18.00 at Print Liberation. You’ll get it just in time for the elections. It’s also printed on an American Apparel blank.

I need to try to get down to Print Liberation’s brick and mortar store now that I’m in Philadelphia–I imagine it would be pretty cool.

Maxin’ and Relaxin’ from Local Celebrity

Ok, so this shirt is pretty corny, but it elicited a laugh from me, and it is something I legitimately have a degree in, so I figured I would post it. It’s one of Local Celebrity’s three newest offerings.

You can pick it up at Local Celebrity for $22 with A-list pricing. We’ve also got Local Celebrity coupons for you if you like that whole saving money thing so many people are into.

More World Cup Soccer Shirts from Didi

The World Cup started today. It was magnificent. Awesome. France didn’t win–celebration! So yeah, I like the World Cup a lot if you haven’t noticed yet.

I also think these World Cup themed shirts from Didi are pretty dang awesome. They have shirts for 11 of the more popular national squads. My only gripe is that they’re sold out of the United States version. Oh well, I suppose I can still get Germany or Argentina (gack, on second thought, those are sold out too :( ).

You can pick these bad boys up at Didi. They’re printed on the ever-awesome American Apparel blanks.

Underpaid from Random Objects

Although I currently have no gainful employment (unless you count this blog?), I can still dig this shirt from Random Objects and empathize with many of my friends. It reminds me of something I’d see at Print Liberation (a brand I post about quite often). Although, that’s not to knock Random Objects–they’ve got their own thing going and they do it well.

I like that they went a step beyond just slapping “Underpaid” in a slick font on a shirt. It’s smart, and smart is good.

You can pick this one up at Random Objects, who you can also expect to see posted on this blog much more in the future. It’s printed on a gray American Apparel tri-blend shirt, which is comfortable to the max.

I Like to Flash People from Forty Sixty Photo

Before I begin, this shirt is currently sold out, making me somewhat of a tease, so sorry. That being said, it’ll probably be stocked again soon, so you’ll be able to get your goodies.

I wish I was a photographer so I could wear this shirt and not feel like an impostor. It’s witty, made me laugh, and looks sweet on the purple blank. The incorporation of the flash symbol on the last “o” is just beautiful. I love it. Maybe I’ll just become a photographer because I want to wear it that badly.

You can check this one out at Forty Sixty Photo. Hopefully it comes back in stock soon!

Oil Blows Shirt from Print Liberation

So I was a little late to the game on this one. But…I guess the benefit of the oil still leaking is that this shirt is still relevant even if I’m 30+ (I couldn’t find the exact start date) late.

Print Liberation is never shy to point the finger at various instances of douchebaggery happening around the world, which is one of the reasons I like them. They also make the presentation of such finger pointing look pretty sweet, which is icing on the cake.

You can pick up “Oil Blows” for $18.00 at Print Liberation. It’s printed on an American Apparel blank.

P.S. Guess who’s not patronizing BP (whenever knowingly possible)? Me.

Vintage Pretension from Go Ape Shirts

First, sorry for the lack of posts. Classes are ending/it’s final time so I’ve been a little swamped. Anyway…

I just got an email about the new Go Ape Shirts design, Vintage Pretension, and I’m diggin’ it. Not only is the text witty and very, very true, but the design is pretty snazzy itself. I’d go as far as to say the design is perfect for the text/concept involved. It’s very vintagy and the guy has some real steeze going on.

I can picture the conversation going on between the two of the, and that, that is a beautiful thing. I wonder what classical artist he’s going to talk about once he gets done educating the kid on Proust.

You can pick this one up for $18.00 at Go Ape Shirts.

Two New Shirts Over at Ugmonk

I just posted about Ugmonk’s yes/no combo shirts a few days ago, but this news warrants another Ugmonk post in just four days. Jeff (the artist) has just dropped two brand spankin’ new designs. They’re fresh from the presses and ready to envelop your body in Ugmonk design and American Apparel goodness.

I really like both of them–Ugmonk can do no wrong in my eyes. You can pick both of these up at the Ugmonk store (and yeah, we gots Ugmonk coupons all up in this blog). They’ll run you $21.60 if you use the coupon. Also, check out Jeff’s applicable blog post if you want some behind the scenes photos of the design process–cool stuff!

P.S. I would love it if Jeff did a special edition “8 days a week” shirt with the same design scheme as a shout out to The Beatles. I would buy that in an instant.

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