Liquid Courage from ReThink Clothing

Ahhh alcohol, how great you are at instilling courage in men (and the women too!). You make me not bat a lash at raucously yelling out whatever idiotic point of view I’m ruminating on, amongst many others things, and for that I love thee.

But seriously, I really do like ReThink Clothing’s newest release, Liquid Courage. I like the vintage styling, and I dig the dude chillin’ with the top-hat. I would love to get my hands on some ReThink Premium Draft Beer.

While they’re not currently selling the beer, you can pick up the shirt for $16.99 at their store. It’s printed on American Apparel blanks in case you’re wondering.

Don’t Be a Dick (Cheney) from Print Liberation

This shirt made me chuckle, but also instilled a bit of fear in me due to the large size of Cheney’s mug on the front of the shirt. It’s good life advice though–just don’t be a dick. People tend to not like you if you shoot them in the face with a shotgun, or are a crooked old politician (or just a dick in general).

As with all Print Liberation shirts, the font is great, and the colors are minimal. You can pick it up for $18.00 at Print Liberation. You’ll get it just in time for the elections. It’s also printed on an American Apparel blank.

I need to try to get down to Print Liberation’s brick and mortar store now that I’m in Philadelphia–I imagine it would be pretty cool.

Glyph from Rise and Resist Apparel (RandR)

I know it’s been awhile since my last post, and for that I apologize, and shamelessly blame mid-terms.

I’m happy to submit this relatively new release from RandR though. I love how they’ve managed to incorporate their name, but at the same time it’s so unobtrusive that I didn’t even notice it until I looked closer at the shirt. I think how they did the R + R just looks plain cool too, which is mainly how I feel about the design as a whole. It just goes well together, and grey and white always looks cool.

You can pick it up for $25 at RandR. It’s printed on an American Apparel V-neck, which is kind of unique, as you don’t find many v-necks, nor do I post many.

Popeye Punch from Regal Clothing

This shirt was designed to commemorate the 80th anniversary of Popeye the Sailor (January 17th 1929 was the day of his “birth”), which I’m a little late on unfortunately. However, I am glad I managed to find it, because I dig it quite a bit.

I eat a very large volume of spinach, so I can appreciate and support Popeye’s inclination towards those muscle building green leave (not those green leaves). The design’s goofy, the colors are cool, and it’s available for 17.50 pounds from Regal Clothing. Go check it out, and support my spinach eating compadre.

Nightman Cometh Shirt — It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The live performance of The Nightman Cometh was one of the best productions I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing on a DVD special feature section. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which is a hilarious show. I also live in Philadelphia, and the past two days it’s been raining the entire day, illustrating the irony of the title.

I like the design of the shirt–it looks like it could be promoting a real musical to someone who didn’t get the reference, and that’s a humorous deception.

You can buy the shirt from 80′s Tees. It’s also currently on sale for only $9.99, which is a great price (only half of the original $20). Check out some Youtube hilarity of the performance below. We’ve also got some 80s Tees coupon action floating around, which will lower the price even further.

Shakespeare…This Shit Writes Itself from Headline Shirts

I like to imagine Shakespeare as the cocky bastard portrayed in this shirt. You can’t help but laugh at some flowery language using, cocky dude wearing that collar and rocking that hair. I also like that Headline Shirts mildly compare Shakespeare to Snoop Dogg in their usual hilarious product description, which I will now quote because it deserves everyone’s literary attention:

William Shakespeare’s Lost Sonnet

O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
The canker blooms have full as deep a dye…

Hang on, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it’s Will Shakespeare here. You know, I don’t meant to come off as cocky, but this shit basically writes itself. I honestly don’t know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I’m literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius?

Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few “haths” and “doths” for the drama majors, and — BAM! — instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the crapper. Tellin’ you, this shit writes itself.

I dig it. You can pick it up on sale right now for $15.00 at Headline Shirts. It’s down from the usual price of $19.00 because it’s theirĀ  newest release, and it’s printed on a 100% cotton 30/1 blank.

Huge Sale at Busted Tees–All Shirts $12.99

I know I just posted about Busted Tees bundle sale, but this one is way better. All shirts are $12.99, and there’s no need to buy any minimum amount. You get the discount for each and every shirt. It’s a pretty sweet deal. You can use one of our Busted Tees coupons to bring the price down another 10%, making them only $11.69 a shirt. Don’t dilly dally though, because the sale expires Friday at noon (12:00 pm est).

Busted Tees have also just completely revamped their website design. I dig the new design a lot–it’s clean and simple, just like website design should be. Go check it out, and buy some tees at the sale while you’re at it.

Zen Master from Frank and Jan–Phil Jackson Shirt

Eleven NBA Championships don’t lie–Phil Jackson has got to be the greatest coach ever. More importantly though, he seems like a legitimately cool person. Part of his personality that I like is his interest in Eastern philosophy, which has earned him the nickname Zen Master (hence the name of the shirt).

I also dig the design (well…picture), in addition to the subject content. I like how dark everything is, and I think Phil looks quite cool in this shot from his playing days at the Knicks.

Zen Master comes from Frank and Jan’s newest set of designs and can be yours for the low price of just $24.00 (I swear I’m not an infomercial writer). Buy this shirt, and support the Lakers next year as they steamroll the Heat, among others.

Busted Tees Crazy Busted Bundle Bonanza–Shirts for $15 each

BustedTees - Busted Bundle Bonanza

More sale news…this time from Busted Tees. They’re running a deal where you can pick any 3 shirts, make a bundle of them, and get them for a total of $45. This knocks shirts down to $15 each from the usual $20 each. It’s not a huge sale, but if you’ve been sitting on some t-shirt purchases it’s a reason to act. We’ve (the royal one) also got a working coupon code for Busted Tees that will save you an extra 10%, making it only $13.50 per shirt. Go check the sale out.

Sale at Design by Humans–All Shirts $12

Until 11:59 pm on Sunday the 26th, all shirts at Design by Humans are on sale for $12. This is one of the better sales they offer, so if you want some of their shirts you should jump on them.

I’m also still offering my deal where I’ll give you 28% off your entire order (making shirts only $8.64 each).

Also, I just bought this DBH shirt below (which allowed me to update the coupon page). I dig it a lot. It’s goofy and awesome.