No Business from Supermarket, or Why I’m Never Working

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I know this is most likely about the economy in general, but I’m instead choosing to take it as reinforcement of my plan to never work and just travel around, or, if need be, live like the people on Friends (have an awesome apartment in New York City but hardly ever work). So everyone wish me luck on that goal. Maybe I’ll just blog about t-shirts for a living.

I had this one teacher in high school who would always say “Nothing beats nothing” in regards to not having to work over summer break. I’m inclined to agree, except not actually nothing, just not feeling a compulsion to do anything you don’t want to.

Random life goal sharing aside, you can buy this at Supermarket for $20 on American Apparel.

Abraham Lincoln 1860 Presidential Campaign Shirt

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When Lincoln wasn’t busy fighting Big Foot, he did things like running for and being President (weird, I know). It may be a little late, but if you want to show your support, you can thanks to Retro Campaigns.

It’ll run you $29.95, with all the profits going to the Lincoln campaign (jokes! A bad one at that).

Big Busted Tees Sale–Time is of the Essence

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In retrospect, I should have posted about this sooner, but if you’re up right now for some reason and want Busted Tees shirts, then enjoy the 20% off. If not, you can still snag 10% off. I would be participating in this sale if they were still selling their “Don’t Hassle the Hoff” shirt. Unfortunately, I’m out of luck–but there are still some tempting Arrested Development and Ace Ventura shirts.

Black Friday at Threadless–All Tees $9!

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Hot damn! All Threadless’ tees are $9 for Black Friday only, and then they’re $12 until the end of their Holiday Sale. No matter what, those are some cheap tees.

I’ll post more black friday goodness when I get back from breakfast tomorrow–I hope everyone who’s crazy enough to go out there snags some good stuff.

Sensationalism from Shirt Fight

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There are a bunch of these type of shirts, but I still find myself liking them–it’s just something about people in suits with TVs where their heads should be I guess. I do especially like the bears on this one though. Plus, it’s from mathiole, who is pretty rad. Check it out at Shirt Fight. It’ll run ya $18.

Raven Tee from Consilium Clothing

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College essays have got me down! But thankfully after I finish these 15 pages or so I’m pretty much done major work for the semester, which is pretty rad. So…on to talking about the actual t-shirt–I dig it. It’s simple but really really cool. I like the brush stroke look of the design. It also goes without saying that I like the play on colors and I also think I’ve mentioned how much I like bright colors before–that still holds true as well.

You can grab it at Consilium Clothing for $30 with free shipping. Also, I like their “about us”. Brand tees are no good (most of the time–not always). Check it:

Don’t be another billboard, help us turn the streets into art galleries, one piece of clothing at a time. Free shipping on all orders!

Mickey Mao Shirt from AVAZAVA

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For being a horrible guy, it’s kind of strange how many ways you can combine Mao into other words and phrases, most commonly in ROFLMAO–I think that was one of the first shirts I ever wrote about, from the now defunct Dirty Microbe. Damn, that was a long sentence, and probably a run-on. It’s late though, so who cares? That being said, I like this one way more than ROFLMAO. I think one of the biggest reasons is its Mao with mouse ears, but also messaging acronyms have greatly fallen from my favor.

You can find this one on the venerable site known as Etsy, from a shop called AVAZAVA. It will cost you $26. Go buy it. It’s also printed on an American Apparel tri-blend tee, which…

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Owl Eye BMX from RVCA — Random Incoming!!

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Unfortunately, I think this shirt is sold out in all sizes. But…that doesn’t mean we all can’t marvel at it for its awesome randomness. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, but I know that it’s cool and that I would happily wear it.

Check it out at RVCA.

Use Your Outside Voice!!!! From Escape Artist Shirts

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Man, you don’t see a lot of zebra shirts. This shit hadda get posted. !!! (for emphasis)

Grab it at Escape Artist Shirts. I kept this post short because the zebra speaks (yells) for itself.

P.S. I was not meaning to disregard the rest of the shirt’s message through my focus on zebras. Yelling is fun, even though I’m one of the quietest speaking people ever.

Pre-Holiday Sale at Design by Humans

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Sales are what I like to see, especially when they’re also combined with free shipping offers! Shirts are either $15, $17, or $19 and they also reprinted a bunch of older shirts.

Allllso, I just bought 10 shirts for someone for about $13 a shirt, and I can do that for you too! I’ll give you 30% off you’re order if you wanna buy through me, and free shipping on any size order due to their promo. Just email me at crn001 -at- gmail.com and I can set you up. You can also check out this post for more info. Happy shopping everybody! And happy fall too, it’s so awesome on campus right now with all the leaves changing colors.