Another Arrested Development reference because I love Arrested Development. Simple enough, eh? This one might be a little more obscure than the others, but again, is very funny (like the others). If you haven’t taken my recommendation to watch Arrested Development by now you probably will continue on that path, but I really do think you should change (watch it!).
This shirt is printed on American Apparel and can be bought for $25 at Powerup Apparel.
Did you notice all the posts? They’re everywhere. They’re overflowing. They’re multiplying at an exponential rate. Pretty soon they’re going to take over the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously. I’m posting a lot more. I’m doing this through a combination of scheduling posts a week in advance and not being lazy. It’s a pretty nasty combo. It really works wonders.
It’s not really a New Years resolution in case anyone was wondering–it’s more of a decision that just happened to coincide with New Years. You may have noticed (I’m sure you did), that this string of posts did not start until January, 3rd.
That is all for this post–I just wanted to inform everyone that I’m back and you can expect many more posts on a daily basis. For real this time. Even if I die after posting this you’ll be getting daily posts until the 15th thanks to the awesomeness of scheduling.
I’m sad that I missed this, because it’s sold out now. I really like the simple style though, and I think everyone gets the feelings of monsters in the cortex every once in awhile.
Do they ever reprint Threadless Selects? I forget their policy on that. I feel like they don’t, which sucks, because I would like to purchase this shirt. Oh well, live and learn. We can all just look at the pretty picture and envision actually owning the shirt.
I was trying to figure out some witty joke to write, but then I realized this is a shirt about a robot very openly offering free sex, so no further description is necessary. It’s funny though. Especially because, as Karl mentions, most people won’t notice the sign at first glance.
I don’t think I would ever wear this shirt in public, just because cramming my views about God (or lack thereof) down people’s throats is just as obnoxious as others cramming their views about God down my throat. That being said, I do find the Atheist Bus Campaign and the controversy around it very interesting. As far as I know the campaign is solely in the UK, and I’m not going to talk about it much here, but if you’re interested, you can check out their website.
And hell, I think the most important part of this shirt is the last two lines. They far eclipse any feelings I have towards the first two.
I love this drawing of Chewbacca. It does look like he’s slimmed down a bit though–maybe he’s been eating at Taco Bell (because that lady on TV lost tons of weight by eating at Taco Bell).
You can check this one out at Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction. At $34 it’s a little expensive, but Chewy is worth it.
Holy hell–I have to hand it to Headline shirts for making one of the hilariousest (most hilarious for you people that like “grammar” and “actual words”) shirts I’ve seen in a long time. Not only did they make a hilarious shirt, they also wrote a hilarious product description (as usual). I’m gonna go ahead and quote it, because it deserves it:
Jules is trying, Ringo. He’s trying real hard to be the shepherd. But this whole Twitter-lution thing is really getting to him. All this talk of “tweeple” and “twiggits” and “tweekends” is unfamiliar to him. It makes him nervous. And when he gets nervous, he gets scared. And when he gets scared… that’s when mother ‘effers accidentally get shot.
But he’s really twying— Oh, damn, you hear that? Now you made him twalk like a jerk. There it is again! That’s the last straw!
Go ahead, say “tweet” again! He dares you. No, he double dares you — say “tweet” one more time! Because the truth is, you’re the tweak and he’s the twyranny of evil– Argh!!!
Best of luck to you Headline Shirts. You rock, and keep rocking in 2010. Everyone needs to buy the shirt.
Also, for you cave dwellers, here’s the equally awesome Pulp Fiction clip this is based on:
I feel like this is a thoroughly random idea for a shirt, but it made me laugh, so it gets a post. If you don’t know, ketamine is one of those horse tranquilizers people like to take for fun. That’s kind of essential to the joke.
Regal clothing is also having a sale. You can save 25% on your order by using code RCC2010. That’s especially nice because Regal Clothing’s prices are in pounds, so with 25% off it will at least get closer to an even exchange rate. Check it!