Holy hell–I have to hand it to Headline shirts for making one of the hilariousest (most hilarious for you people that like “grammar” and “actual words”) shirts I’ve seen in a long time. Not only did they make a hilarious shirt, they also wrote a hilarious product description (as usual). I’m gonna go ahead and quote it, because it deserves it:
Jules is trying, Ringo. He’s trying real hard to be the shepherd. But this whole Twitter-lution thing is really getting to him. All this talk of “tweeple” and “twiggits” and “tweekends” is unfamiliar to him. It makes him nervous. And when he gets nervous, he gets scared. And when he gets scared… that’s when mother ‘effers accidentally get shot.
But he’s really twying— Oh, damn, you hear that? Now you made him twalk like a jerk. There it is again! That’s the last straw!
Go ahead, say “tweet” again! He dares you. No, he double dares you — say “tweet” one more time! Because the truth is, you’re the tweak and he’s the twyranny of evil– Argh!!!
Best of luck to you Headline Shirts. You rock, and keep rocking in 2010. Everyone needs to buy the shirt.
Also, for you cave dwellers, here’s the equally awesome Pulp Fiction clip this is based on: