Rock a giant beard without vesting any time in one. And while you’re at it, why don’t you add a second pair of everything on your face. Make sure your girlfriend knows which mouth is yours.
There are entire lines dedicated to mustaches and cupcakes, so why not a shirt with a beard? Get it for $36.00 at Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction. It’s printed on the most comfortable shirt ever, American Apparel tri-blend.