I was trying to figure out some witty joke to write, but then I realized this is a shirt about a robot very openly offering free sex, so no further description is necessary. It’s funny though. Especially because, as Karl mentions, most people won’t notice the sign at first glance.
Holy hell–I have to hand it to Headline shirts for making one of the hilariousest (most hilarious for you people that like “grammar” and “actual words”) shirts I’ve seen in a long time. Not only did they make a hilarious shirt, they also wrote a hilarious product description (as usual). I’m gonna go ahead and quote it, because it deserves it:
Jules is trying, Ringo. He’s trying real hard to be the shepherd. But this whole Twitter-lution thing is really getting to him. All this talk of “tweeple” and “twiggits” and “tweekends” is unfamiliar to him. It makes him nervous. And when he gets nervous, he gets scared. And when he gets scared… that’s when mother ‘effers accidentally get shot.
But he’s really twying– Oh, damn, you hear that? Now you made him twalk like a jerk. There it is again! That’s the last straw!
Go ahead, say “tweet” again! He dares you. No, he double dares you — say “tweet” one more time! Because the truth is, you’re the tweak and he’s the twyranny of evil– Argh!!!
Best of luck to you Headline Shirts. You rock, and keep rocking in 2010. Everyone needs to buy the shirt.
Also, for you cave dwellers, here’s the equally awesome Pulp Fiction clip this is based on:
I feel like this is a thoroughly random idea for a shirt, but it made me laugh, so it gets a post. If you don’t know, ketamine is one of those horse tranquilizers people like to take for fun. That’s kind of essential to the joke.
Regal clothing is also having a sale. You can save 25% on your order by using code RCC2010. That’s especially nice because Regal Clothing’s prices are in pounds, so with 25% off it will at least get closer to an even exchange rate. Check it!
I like supporting my advertisers when I get a chance, and when I like their shirts this is made especially easy. I’m pretty sure this says “This is not a bear” in French or something along those lines (I’m also pretty sure Colbert would disagree with that). I’m guessing this is based off the whole “This is not a pipe” thing–original here. Regardless, I think the bear looks cool on yellow by itself, which is good enough for me.
Check it out at A Little Bit Weird. It’s printed on American Apparel.
For being a horrible guy, it’s kind of strange how many ways you can combine Mao into other words and phrases, most commonly in ROFLMAO–I think that was one of the first shirts I ever wrote about, from the now defunct Dirty Microbe. Damn, that was a long sentence, and probably a run-on. It’s late though, so who cares? That being said, I like this one way more than ROFLMAO. I think one of the biggest reasons is its Mao with mouse ears, but also messaging acronyms have greatly fallen from my favor.
You can find this one on the venerable site known as Etsy, from a shop called AVAZAVA. It will cost you $26. Go buy it. It’s also printed on an American Apparel tri-blend tee, which…
Man, you don’t see a lot of zebra shirts. This shit hadda get posted. !!! (for emphasis)
Grab it at Escape Artist Shirts. I kept this post short because the zebra speaks (yells) for itself.
P.S. I was not meaning to disregard the rest of the shirt’s message through my focus on zebras. Yelling is fun, even though I’m one of the quietest speaking people ever.
I love when these happen. Clean and simple, all shirts are $14.00 at Busted Tees until 12:01 PM est. tomorrow (Wednesday). They’ve got their gems, as I’m sure many of you know, so it’s definitely worth heading over to and checking out. Go shop the sale! Use a coupon too, I think they’ll let you.
Spotted this on Coty’s blog and laughed right away. I really like the creativity, and as Coty mentioned, if you buy this for any web designer I feel like it has to bring a smile to their face. I might even buy this for myself even though I suck at web design. It’s for sale for $25 at Pop + Shorty on an American Apparel tri-blend tee (really comfortable).
I knew these shirts would be coming (they’ve actually been out much sooner than this post, but I’m slow on the uptake). I haven’t actually seen the clip, but it’s been described to me many times, and I’ve seen the numerous spin off pictures, so I think I get the gist. Here are two shirts from the outburst, one by Busted Tees and one by Retro Plus Apparel. So here we go:
And just because it’s funny…
How cool would it be to get paid in Euros? It’s unfortunate when the dollar (or random rich white men) decides to just go and tank though, especially when you spend two weeks in Europe at the beginning of summer.
Hopefully good ‘ole Washington wipes the blood of his face sometime soon and steps his game up. Until then, keep spending your shrinking cash on shirts like this from Local Celebrity. Use coupons too!