Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is a bonified badass. ‘Nuff said, right? But I’m not going to leave it at that. I mean, the man spawned an entire meme. How powerful can he be? There was a time in my childhood when Chuck Norris damn near broke the Internet. And I don’t think we should ever let ourselves forget that. And to ensure that the great Chuck stays in the public consciousness, you can do your part by checking out one of these awesome Chuck Norris t-shirts. To set the mood, I’ll check in at various intervals with some fresh Chuck Norris jokes.
List of the Best Chuck Norris T-Shirts Around
Title: America! Chuck Yeah T-Shirt
Words: Is there anything more American than Chuck Norris?
Title: Cat Norris T-Shirt
Brand: Design by Humans
Words: Chuck Norris as a cat!
Title: Chuck Be tough. T-Shirt
Words: Don't you know? Chuck holds the air hostage
Title: Chuck Be Tough. T-Shirt
Words: A classic Chuck Norris joke right on your chest
Title: Chuck Eats Unicorns T-Shirt
Words: Chuck Norris eats unicorns, don't you know?
Title: Chuck Norris Approved T-Shirt
Words: Are you Chuck Norris approved?
Title: Chuck Norris Eats Rare Unicorn Meat T-Shirt
Brand: 80s Tees
Words: Chuck Norris likes his meat rare - unicorn rare!
Title: Chuck Norris For President T-Shirt
Words: Chuck Norris for President! Who's with me?
Enjoying these Chuck Norris t-shirts? Don’t worry – there’s more to come. But before I get to the rest of the shirts, I wanted to pop in with some Chuck Norris facts to give you a brief interlude from the Chuck Norris shirt goodness you’ve been experiencing!
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Ok, back to the tees!
Title: Chuck Norris Painting T-Shirt
Words: A visual masterpiece worthy of Chuck Norris
Title: Chuck Norris to the Future! T-Shirt
Words: A neat Chuck Norris and Back to the Future mashup
Title: Chuck Norris Was Here T-Shirt
Words: Show the world that Chuck roundhoused you in the chest!
Title: CHUCK NOSAURUS T-Shirt
Words: Chuck Norris as a T-Rex!
Title: Chuck’s Ultimate Gym T-Shirt
Words: How awesome would it be to train with Chuck Norris?
Title: Lil Chuck T-Shirt
Words: A cool illustration to go alongside the Chuck Norris joke
Title: Make America Fish Again T-Shirt
Words: This sure is bizarre but I love it
Title: Training to be Chuck Norris T-Shirt
Words: The only reason to go to the gym
More About Everyone’s Favorite Action Star
Originally born all the way back in 1940, Chuck Norris immediately entered the army and quickly made an end to World War II. From there, he went on to learn martial arts and become probably the best martial artist ever. Those martial arts skills led Chuck into a successful career as an action film star, notably starring in Way of the Dragon with Bruce Lee.
Then, in 1993, he became everyone’s favorite Walker, Texas Ranger. He starred in that show from 1993 until its end in 2001.
Today, Chuck Norris lives a quieter life, though you can still find him kicking ass and eating unicorns (if you believe everything that you see on the Internet).
Though Chuck Norris meme fever may have subsided, these Chuck Norris t-shirts will surely keep the flame burning for plenty of generations to come.
And now, here are a few more Chuck Norris facts to play you out!
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack… even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris once went to mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
And if none of the shirts above piqued your interest, here’s on more chance to snag an awesome Chuck Norris shirt! If you don’t find one below…well, you better run before Chuck finds you.