Category: T-Shirts

Monsters in my Cortex from Threadless

I’m sad that I missed this, because it’s sold out now. I really like the simple style though, and I think everyone gets the feelings of monsters in the cortex every once in awhile. Do they ever reprint Threadless Selects?...

/ January 9, 2010

Free Robot Sex from Karl Long T-Shirts

I was trying to figure out some witty joke to write, but then I realized this is a shirt about a robot very openly offering free sex, so no further description is necessary. It’s funny though. Especially because, as Karl...

/ January 8, 2010

Atheist Bus Campaign Shirt

I don’t think I would ever wear this shirt in public, just because cramming my views about God (or lack thereof) down people’s throats is just as obnoxious as others cramming their views about God down my throat. That being...

/ January 7, 2010

Chewy from Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction

I love this drawing of Chewbacca. It does look like he’s slimmed down a bit though–maybe he’s been eating at Taco Bell (because that lady on TV lost tons of weight by eating at Taco Bell). You can check this...

/ January 6, 2010

Say Tweet Again from Headline Shirts

Holy hell–I have to hand it to Headline shirts for making one of the hilariousest (most hilarious for you people that like “grammar” and “actual words”) shirts I’ve seen in a long time. Not only did they make a hilarious...

/ January 5, 2010

Ketamine…Just Say Neigh from Regal Clothing + Sale

I feel like this is a thoroughly random idea for a shirt, but it made me laugh, so it gets a post. If you don’t know, ketamine is one of those horse tranquilizers people like to take for fun. That’s...

/ January 4, 2010

Too Many Mutha Uckas — Flight of the Conchords Shirt

I mutha uckin love Flight of the Conchords (you should have seen that one coming), especially this song and the first season in general. It’s a shame it had to go and get cancelled (that’s right–two l’s mutha uckas), but...

/ January 3, 2010

Life Aquatic Shirt from Waterloo

I enjoy Wes Anderson stuff, and therefore dig this shirt (makes sense). I really like how the red hat pops out on the otherwise blue background. If you haven’t seen the Life Aquatic, or other Wes Anderson stuff for that...

/ December 27, 2009

Rise of the Enemy from RANDR

Sorry for the dearth of posts, I just got home from break and then promptly got snowed in without Internet access while away fromĀ  home, so I haven’t had too many chances. Now, for the shirt… This is one of...

/ December 21, 2009

This is Not a Bear from A Little Bit Weird

I like supporting my advertisers when I get a chance, and when I like their shirts this is made especially easy. I’m pretty sure this says “This is not a bear” in French or something along those lines (I’m also...

/ December 9, 2009

Movember Man from Palmercash

I like this dude from Palmercash. He sports a damn fine moustache and looks good doing it. I’m not really sure what else to say. Oh wait, there’s this! For every shirt bought Palmercash will donate $10 to Movember for...

/ December 8, 2009

No Business from Supermarket, or Why I’m Never Working

I know this is most likely about the economy in general, but I’m instead choosing to take it as reinforcement of my plan to never work and just travel around, or, if need be, live like the people on Friends...

/ December 6, 2009